Friday, August 5, 2011

Nine


After much delay, I am ready to resume my planning. My return to the wild is looming and there is no time to waste!

Prior posts have explored the size of the eligible 'population' and listed my wanted and needed and desired characteristics in a partner. This post I am going to briefly elucidate my views on locations to meet said loose moral-ed, hot-to-trot women.

My general philosophy is to seek social interactions in places that I actually spend time (perhaps not geographically proximate, but ideologically). This is both convenient and efficient, and I already have something in common with the targets women there. It also creates the perfect opportunity for me to use my best 'do you come here often?' pick-up line.

So where have I had luck?

The first place (although these are not in any particular order) I enjoy prowling is the gym. I know, I know. The gym is obvious and not at all creative, but there are good looking women there who take care of themselves. In the past it has also been good for me because my schedule is extremely flexible and I can go during the day. There is no better time and place to find hot stay-at-home wives.

In that same vein, perhaps my favorite place to casually meet and flirt with women is in the grocery store. Like it or not, traditional gender roles are alive and well (except in my house!), and that means stores are full of ladies.

Any grocery store will do, but I find that the best looking women tend to shop at a certain high-end grocery chain that shall remain nameless but rhymes with Bowl Dudes. I have my theories on why this is the case, but really, who cares? That place is full of gorgeous women of all ages!

The last category of place that I enjoy searching are coffee shops. They are social, they are fun, and they are always full. I can grab my book and/or laptop and sit there all day. In fact, I am in one right now!

As with grocery stores, any shop will do. However, I prefer that one big world-wide succubus of a chain. They caffeinate the masses people. Ever heard of the law of large numbers?

So those are my favorite places. Husbands, keep an eye your wives ;)

Any views from the audience (any audience?)? Where have you ladies and fellas had luck?

Next time: approach and flirting techniques!

2 comments:

AL said...

And before someone says it, yes A.M. is a good place and yes, I plan to use it.

Call me old-fashioned, but I also like the challenge of the face-to-face pursuit. I am a conversationalist.

Anonymous said...

I like the liquor store here in Ontario- it probably sounds strange but our liquor stores are fairly upscale and if you hang out in the wine "vintages" section, you can often get a flirty situation happening.